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The Party told you to ignore the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

2026-01-24

I thought you have fewer responsibilities when you retire. But no one gets more full-volume phone notifications than my retiree parents and inlaws.

2025-12-29

I'm upset no one making montages of Fox News talking about Escalator-gate has slipped in Mitch Hedberg's opinion.

2025-09-26

At what point do I need to change my government forms from "brown hair" to "gray hair"

2025-01-23

While I don't use HTMX, this best describes how I design functions in code https://htmx.org/essays/locality-of-behaviour

2024-06-24

c# > java

2024-06-23

The iPhone 15 in 2023 has finally surpassed the megapixels of my Lumia 1020 Windows Phone from 2013

2023-09-12

My Xbox is too woke. It takes 6 seconds to turn on.

2023-06-27

When asked to take the over/under on number of Subarus at REI, always take the over

2023-02-25

I am not turning off 80% of my microservices...

2022-11-18

My nvidia Shield just put up an alert that "batteries are critically low" - First world problems if you say dead batteries in a remote are "critical"

2022-04-15